The microwave.
In your house.
Caused the truck battery to fully discharge.
Please Call them back and get a recording or have them send that to you in writing! That has to be one of the most batshit insane hot takes I've ever heard. Lmfao! Why am I never lucky enough to get idiots like this on the phone!

Seriously though, any decent dealership is going to hook the batteries to a load tester and check for bad cells. Had my GMC Canyon for 7 months before I started having battery issues. Took it in and they ran their test procedure. The battery tested bad so they put a new one in and I was out the door and on my way at no cost. If all your dealership did was charge it up and then refer you to Flat Earth Fred in the warranty department, then it is definitely time to find a new shop!