Show me your pie!

[Faze]

 

[MurderedCat]

Wife and daughter are at a concert in Orlando for the weekend. Poor me.

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Love fresh mozz on a pie!

 

[Eighty]

The Prohibition of Pineapple on Pizza (PPoP) is jus cogens, a international legal norm from which no derogation is allowed. It is considered a barbaric practice that violates the very essence of morality, humanity, culinary dignity of all Peoples and good taste.

The State of Italy has also unilaterally announced that putting pineapple on pizza under any circumstances is tantamount to an Act of War under International Law. This understanding has gained acceptance following the International Law Commission’s (ILC) Draft Articles on Properly Preparing a Pizza (1996). It is generally held that Italy’s right to Self-Defence under art. 51 of the United Nations Charter (UNC) is automatically activated in case of pineapple being placed on pizza. This norm has been partially codified in the United Nation’s Convention on the Law of Pineapple (UNCLoP), see art. 23(4)(b).

The International Court of Justice (ICJ) and The Intergalactic Tribunal on Internationally Wrongful Acts Related to Pizza and Good Eats in General (ITIWARPaGEiG) have upheld the PPoP through its Piña Colada Principle (PCP) and the Fruit Salad Doctrine (FSD). Notable cases include the Dominos-Papa John’s Case (Italy v. USA, 1981) and the Pineapple Disaster Case (Japan v. Peru, 2004). In the latter, the ICJ stated:

“The placement of pineapple on pizza remains one of the most heinous culinary acts a state or individual can engage in. WTF, guys?? Double-U, Tee, Eff?!”

 

[Chemicaltick]

The PPoP can suck a fat one. Pineapple pizza is GOATED it’s merica and we can eat pizza soaked in pineapples and Italy can watch in pain. I’d bet we’d send tomahawks towards their pepperoni only HQ if this group of PPoP stepped foot on our freedom laced pineapple ground demanding we remove a fruit straight from heaven from our countries pizza pies. How else am I supposed to get 3 servings of fruit a day if I don’t put it on my pizza?!?

 

[Ddelallata]

A few of mine

 

[slimfl08]

Been a little bit for making pizza. Cut back on salt and the dough over proofed some. Coming off a 24hr/Cf. Still delicious!

 

[Eighty]

Made pizzas this evening too. Tried something different on one - pesto base with mortadella, fresh mozzarella, provolone, and a little pecorino.

 

[itsmekylep]

Had this waiting for me when I got home. Pesto sourdough with fresh bruschetta

 

[slimfl08]

Picked up a small mill. First round of pizzas using 50% fresh ground soft white wheat. Definitely legit.

 

[Ganooch]

Gozney Roccbox Vader Edition

 

[JeeperJohn]

Light on the toppings for the grandkids but you get the idea. Half mushroom and onion on this one.

 

[Eighty]

Light on the toppings for the grandkids but you get the idea. Half mushroom and onion on this one.

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Looks more like 5/8 mushrooms and onions, but ok

 

[JeeperJohn]

Looks more like 5/8 mushrooms and onions, but ok

Always the stickler for detail you are but the salient point is.....no pineapple!